North Korea is testing nukes, asteroids are hitting Russia and Justin Bieber is considered a man. The apocalypse is near. Its horrible to imagine but to not prepare is stupid.
Time to change your stroller into a baby tank. No… not like a fish tank full of babies like a military tank that can withstand anything.
You’re stroller as is will not due. I cannot stress this enough. You don’t want to be pushing a McClaren through the barren hellscape when a pack of gypsies looking for water attack. You can kiss that rat jerky you just made goodbye! Anything can happen which means you need to outfit your stroller for any situation imaginable.
Here are a couple of ideas to get you started.
Larger tires! Jack that baby up a good foot and put some mudders on it. You don’t want something as stupid as rubble the reason you get eaten by the now escaped zoo animals.
Since dogs will quickly return to their wolf pack hunter nature you’ll need something to protect you from dogs as big as a Great Dane to as small as whatever that rat dog your ex girlfriend kept in her purse…. and a lot of them. I suggest mounting a flame thrower. Preferably one with a wide range of settings. One that works for defense but can also be turned down for roasting marshmallows. Survival is key but bonding is also important.
Mounted jousting spears. When technology fails, medieval weapons prevail. Bullets will run out then its the man with the biggest stick wins.
Camouflage. Some times its important to lie low and let danger pass. Choose your camo colors wisely. Keep in mind your environment may change. With global warming being very real I suggest you prep for the inevitable…Yep, that’s right, water world. I suggest a pontoon system for survival with a submersible feature for camo. Also important, a place to hold water wings for playtime.
These are just a few ideas to get you started. Brainstorm with your loved ones. Make it a fun family evening. “Hey kids, the world as we know it is destroyed! No more police, technology or infrastructure. A world where violence is commonplace and people revert back to tribes of no more than 30. So, what do you think we will need to protect yourselves from being eaten by our fellow man?”
Kids love games.
Feel free to post your ideas below.
MAN WITH A BABY 